Replikler

☼K:I feel like Eloise.
B:I have pills for that.
– Kurt and Brittany

☼[To Jesse] Maybe you can come on Fondue for Two and judge my cat?
– Brittany


☼They must have sensed I'm a lesbian. Do I smell like a golf course?
– Santana


☼Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
– Santana


☼[To Rachel] Santana told me to never speak alone with you because you'd steal all of my gold.
– Sam


☼[To Rachel] Do you believe in that thing called karma? Can you explain it to me?
– Finn

☼R:Can you define what you mean by neglected?
W:I mean someone whose brilliance isn't appreciated.
W:Oh, so you mean like me.
– Rachel and Will


☼[To Brittany and Santana] Well, well. If it isn't Tweedledum and Tweedle Fake Boobs.
– Sue


☼I have to say, I am very inspired that both of you are
showing how celibacy is a viable option for teens who simply aren't
ready for teens who are simply not ready for intimacy—or for those who
are older and are terrified of the hose monster.
– Emma


☼I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a
fragrance. It'll be called "Zizes," and the slogan will be, "You just
got Zized."
– Lauren


☼It tastes like pink!
– Rachel


☼Your face tastes awesome.
– Rachel

To Will: ''I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.''
-Sue

''This room looks like that one spaceship where I was probed.''
-Brittany

''Can you please not pull all my teeth? When I smile, I’ll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.''
-Brittany


Mr. Schue: ''Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?''
Brittany: ''He discovered America


''It’s Brittany [long pause, quietly] bitch.''

My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany S'Pierce. - Brittany (Benim göbek adım Susan soy adım Pierce. Buda Brittany S.Pierce demek yani Brittany S'Pierce )

EN GÜZEL REPLİKLERDEN BİRİYDİ BU

Brittany: “You’re Really hot…” (Gerçekten seksisin)
Britney: “You’re Sweet!” (sende tatlısın)
Brittany: “Your breath smells really good” (nefesin gerçekten iyi kokuyor)
Britney:
“So does yours. And you know why? Because this is a fantasy” (senin ki
de. ve neden öyle biliyor musun? çünkü bu bir fantezi"
Brittany: “Wow…”

Mercedes: "Bunu erkekler mi giyiyor?
Kurt: "Modada cinsiyet yoktur."

Finn:Wait,cucumbers can give you AIDS?(Bir dakika,salatalık AIDS mı yapıyor?)
Mercedes:Seriously. Because I just had one on my salad.(Cidden?çünkü az önce salatamda yedim.)

Brittany: The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you
from being burnt.(Maşa kullanmanın püf noktası,yanmamak için küvetin
içinde kullanmaktır.)

Brittany:This relationship is really confusing for me.(Bu ilişki aklımı karıştırıyor.)
Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.(Kahvaltı senin aklını karıştırıyor.)
Brittany:
Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for
dinner? What is that?(Bazen tatlı,bazen tuzlu.Yani,eğer akşam yemeği
olarak yumurta yersem,o zaman ne olacak?)


Santana:I’m not interested in any labels, unless it’s on something I
shoplift.(Etiketlerle ilgilenmiyorum.Tabi çaldığım şeylerin üstünde
olmadıkları sürece.)


Holly:Well,first,can i just say that I'm very impressed by not
only your ambition,but by how comfortable you are with your own
bodies.(Öncelikle sadece hırsınıza hayran kalmadığımı ama kendi
vücudunuza olan güveninizden çok etkilendiğimi söylemeliyim)
Lauren:Easy
to be comfortable when you look this good.You know what i mean?(Bu
kadar güzel görününce güvenmek çok kolay,anlatabildim mi?)
Holly:Agreed.(Haklısın)

Santana: “Can I just say that you are the hottest dentist I’ve ever seen.”
Carl: “Yeah, I get that all the time.”
Santana: “No, like seriously, you can totally drill me whenever you-“
Emma: “Santana!”

Rachel: I always thought that the boy's locker room would be all sexy but it actually smells like feet in here.
Finn: Oh, Rachel, you can't be in here. You changed back to your old clothes.
Rachel: I just wanted you to know that I heard everything you said and
that I respect your needs. And I'll do anything to make you feel safe
and happy.
Finn: Cool. Well, thanks. I gotta go.
Rachel:Wait, I mean, don't you wanna make me feel safe and happy, too?
Finn: Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, wait, do you want me to quit football?
Rachel:Okay, how a.m i supposed to trust that you're not just gonna
stray again and remember your little fling with Brittany and Santana, I
do. Alright? Let's face it, Finn the only way this relationships gonna
work is if we're both losers.
Finn:Okay, come here. This is how it's gonna happen. I'm gonna be
quarter back again then I'm gonna throw a touchdown in our first game,
and then point to you in the stand so that everybody in the school knows
you're my girlfriend, alright?
Rachel: That sounds very romantic but I don't know.
Finn: Rachel, you can't ask me to choose between you and football!
Rachel: Well, I a.m.

finn: hey! we need to talk. (walks down to her) we had a chance
of keeping it together at mr. schue’s until you decided to bail. you’re
our leader, rachel. and the way you’re on everyone all the time is
annoying, but it’s also what keeps the club motivated. you and i are
gonna fix this. we’re going to regionals and we’re gonna win this thing.
rachel: (leans in and kisses him, pulls back and smiles)

artie: but… if you lean over, it’ll look like you have stomach rolls.

rachel: on second thought, i don’t think you’re leadership material, artie!