Madonna Cry Baby

my guy is really something, he´s sensitive and shy
my guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn´t take much to make him cry.
if you hurt someone helpless, it´s like taking away all his toys,
he´s just a cry baby boy.

my guy is sentimental, he´s always feeling blue
he can be so temperamental and i don´t know what i should do.
if you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
he´s just a cry baby bore.

chorus:

i don´t want to hurt his feelings,
but his outbursts have me really
boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
if i turn out like him, i think i´m gonna cry, baby
la, la, la, la, la, la,
he´s such a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.

(spoken:) and i´ll tell you something else

my guy is such a wet noodle, he´s always teary-eyed
he acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can´t even tell you why.
if you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
he´s just a cry baby guy.

(spoken:) no kidding, oh dear

my guy is such a whiner, he´s worse than baddie so
a cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
and if i ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
he´s such a cry baby man.

(chorus)

i love a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.
he´s such a cry baby,
la, la, la, la, la, la.

(spoken:) would you knock it off please? thank you.