South Park (Güney Park)

12. Sezon Bölüm Listesi
1201 Tonsil Trouble (0TV)
1202 Britney's New Look (0TV)
1203 Major Boobage - (0TV)
1204 Canada on Strike (0TV)
1205 Eek, A Penis! (0TV)
1206 Over Logging (0TV)
1207 Super Fun Time
1208 The China Probrem (0TV)
1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever (0TV)
1210 Pandemic (0TV) 2
1211 Pandemic 2 - The Startling
1212 About Last Night... (0TV)
1213 Elementary School Musical (0TV)
1214 The Ungroundable (0TV)

1. South Park gerçek bir yer!
South Park bölgesi Colorado'nun Denver şehrinin dışında yeralmaktadır. Show'un üzerine yoğunlaştığı kasaba ise Fairplay, South Park bölgesinde bulunmaktadır.

2. South Park kasabası kişi başına UFO görme olaylarında en yüksek orana sahiptir!
Evet, gerçekten South Park sakinlerinden daha fazla Uzaylı gördüğünü iddia eden başka bir yer dünyada yok. Farkettiğiniz üzere Uzaylıların South Park'ın birçok episode'unda boy göstermesinin nedeni de budur.

3. South Park fenomeni bir Yılbaşı Video Kard'ından ortaya çıktı!
The Spirit of Christmas Matt ve Trey tarafından yapılmış 5 dakikalık bir kısa film idi. Film Jesus ile Santa'nın vahşi bir dövüşünü içeriyordu, ve ilk defa bu kısa filmle Cartman, Kyle, Stan ve Kenny'de dünyaya tanıtılmış oldu. Fakat bu kısa film hiçbir zaman TV'de gösterilmedi.

4. Matt ve Trey insanların bacaklarını çizmekte zorlanıyorlardı ve...
...bunun için South Park'a kalıcı bir kar eklediler. South Park'ın karsız bir tek episode'u vardı; o da 208:Summer Sucks!'dı.

5. South Park aslında show'un ilk adı değildi
Show'un ilk ismi aslında "The Mr. Hankey Show" olacaktı ve Mr.Hankey ana karakter olacaktı. Ama Comedy Central onları 4 çocuğun ve Spirit of Christmas'daki kasabanın üzerine yoğunlaşmalarına ikna etti.

6. Cartman'ın gözde çerezi herzaman Cheesy Poof değildi.
Matt ve Trey "Cheetohs" isminin yasal haklarını alamadıklarından ismi biraz değiştirmek zorunda kaldı. Son seçimleri de Cheesy Poofs oldu! Bunun dışında showdaki biçok çerez isimde copyright nedenlerinden dolayı değiştirilmek zorunda kaldı(Veal Rollups gibi).

7. Pip hikayenin bir parçası değildi
Hayır, Pip aslında İngiliz yazar Charles Dickens'dır. Matt ve Trey ondan nefret ediyorlardı! Ve böyle bir rolü uygun görmüşler:)).

8. Birçok karakter gerçek insanlardan esinlenerek yaratılmış!
Kyle Matt'i, Stan'de Trey'i canlandırmaktadır. Cartman ise herkesin içindeki kötü yandan ve Kenny ise hiçbirşeyden esinlenerek yaratılmıştır. Matt ve Trey en çok Cartman'ı yaparken zevk alıyorlarmış. Matt'in de söylediği gibi "Her ne söylemek istiyorsanız, Cartman rahatlıkla söyleyebilir.". South Park'ın Belediye Başkanı, Fairplay kasabasının başkanından, Officer Barbrady ise Fairplay kasabası Polis Şefinden esinlenerek yaratılmış. Mr. Mackey ise genellikle 'Nkay" demekle meşgul olan Lisedeki Kurul Üyesi'nden esinlenerek yaratılmış.

9. Manson ve Hanson SP Albümü için biraraya geldi!
Gerçekten. Marilyn Manson ve Hanson Kardeşler SP albümünde bir düet yapacaklardı ama son anda Marilyn Manson bu işten ayrıldı. Ve düet gerçekleşemedi.

10. Matt ve Trey'e gelen ilk film çekme teklifi "Barney the Dinasour" idi!
Evet her ikisine de filmi yönetmeleri için 1.5 Milyon$ teklif edildi. Ama Matt ve Trey teklifi geri çevirdi.

11. South Park 5000 parça kağıtla yapılmaya başlandı
İlk birkaç episode'da animasyonlar için 5000 civarlarında kağıt kullanıldı ve hareket tek tek kaydedildi. Şimdi ise herşeyi bilgisayarlarla yapıyorlar!

12. Cartman'ın vucüdu inceltilmiş!!!
Matt ve Trey okul sırasının altına girmesi gerektiği bölümde (Episode #111: Tom's Rhinoplasty'de teröristlerin sınıfa girdiği bölümde) Cartman'ın bir kısmını kesmek zorunda kalmışlar. Çünkü sıranın altına kesinlikle sığmıyormuş Cartman.

13. Matt ve Trey'e, Ren & Stimpy'nin yaratıcıları tarafından dava açılmıştı.
Nickelodeon, Ren & Stimpy'nin yaratıcıları, tarafından başarısızca dava edilmişlerdi ve Matt & Trey'i fikirlerini çalmakla suçluyorlardı. Artık Ren & Stimpy'yi çok da fazla düşünmüyorlar. " Ren ve Stimpy salaktır." demişti Matt ayrıca.

14. SP'ye başladıklarında herkes onlara başaramıyacaklarını söylüyordu
İnsanlar South Park'ın hiç tutulmayacağını söylüyorlardı. Ama Matt & Trey SP'yi Comedy Central'a götürünce diziden milyonlarca dolar kazandılar ve South Park Comedy Central'ın tarihi boyunca en yüksek ratinge sahip orjinal dizisi oldu.

15. Matt ve Trey boş zamanlarında DVDA adlı bir grupta çalıyor
Bu çok zamanları olduğunu göstermez(ehehe). Ama her sene aynı zamanda düzenlenen Sundance Festivalinde, Matt, Trey ve grup "Lapdance" adlı bir parti düzenliyor.

16. South Park'ta da sürüyle DVDA referansı vardır.
Episode 212: Clubhouses'de, Cartman'ın clubında kalan iki kızdan biri DVDA t-shirtü giyiyordu. Bir de "Starvin Marvin in space" episode'unun sonunda bir DVDA şarkısı " I am a Chewbacca" çalıyordu.

17. Chef'in sesi olan Isaac Hayes, Chef'in şarkılarını yazmıyor.
Hayır, Isaac Hayes Chef'in sulu şarkılarını yazmıyor, onları üniversitede müzik eğitimi görmüş olan Trey yazıyor.

18. Chocolate Salty Balls neredeyse radyolarda yasaklanacaktı.
Radyo istasyonları şarkıdaki müstehcen sözlerden nerdeyse delirecekti. Bazı eyaletler şarkının halka açık yerlerde yayınlanmasını yasaklanmasını istedi(tabiiki böyle bişey olmadı). Matt bunlara karşılık, "Herkesin bildiği gibi bu demokrasinin sonu demek, şarkı sözleri sadece dinleyenler ne kadar isterse o kadar terbiyesiz olabilir" dedi. Ayrıca Matt, birkaç cinsel çağrışımın olmasına karşın, video klipte de olduğu gibi Chef'in sadece Çikolatalı Şekerlerini satmaya çalıştığını, kimseye cinsel birşey teklif etmediğini de savunmuştu.

19. Matt ve Trey'in kızkardeşlerinden bazı ipucları da dizide yeralmıştı.
Mesela Matt'in ablasının çerçeveli fotoğrafı ilk episode'da Cartman'ın evinde görünüyordu. Stan gibi, Trey'in de Shelley adlı bir ablası vardı, ve o da headgear(diş) giyiyordu ve kardeşini dövmekten acaip bir zevk alıyordu.

20. Wendy Testaburger, Trey'in eski nişanlısını baz alıyordu.
Wendy Testaburger, Trey'in Lise aşkı Lianne'den esinlenerek yapılmıştı. Trey Lianne'ye evlenme teklif etmişti, O da evet demişti. Ama daha sonra Lianne'in onu aldattığını farkedince böyle bir evllilik de olmadı.

21. Trey ona hala kızgın olduğundan ismini de hala bazı yerlerde kullanıyor.
Trey'in yazıp, yönettiği ve oynadığı "Cannibal! The musical" adlı filmde de Trey'in Lianne(yukarıyı oku) adlı bir atı vardı. Ve Trey Lianne'den sonra South Park'lı Crack-whore'un adını da Lianne Cartman koymuştu.

That's what Brain Boitano doing22. Bryan Boitano ile ilgili bilinmeyen gerçekler
Spirit of Xmas'dan ve SP: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'dan tanıdığımız Bryan Boitano iyi bir kariyeri olan gerçek bi Buz-Patencisi. Patenci filmdeki "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" şarkısını beğenerek onu showlarından birinde kullanmıştır. Bu showda diğer patencilerde South Park'lı veletlerin kılığına girmişti.

101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
101	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe -
102	Weight Gain 4000
102	Weight Gain 4000 -
103	Volcano
103	Volcano -
104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
104	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride -
105	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
105	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig -
106	Death
106	Death -
107	Pinkeye
107	Pinkeye
107	Pinkeye -
108	Damien
108	Damien -
109	Starvin' Marvin
109	Starvin' Marvin -
109	Starvin' Marvin
109	Starvin' Marvin
110	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
110	Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo -
111	Tom's Rhinoplasty
111	Tom's Rhinoplasty -
112	Mecha Striesand
112	Mecha-Streisand -
113	Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
113	Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut -

SouthPark 1. Sezon Altyazıları (Bölüm değil-Senaryosu) Küfürlü ve küfürsüz.
Kesinlikle Alıntıdır
2 Versiyonu var.. İstediğinizi seçebilirsiniz

1. South Park Theme
Söyleyen: Primus
Goin' Down to South Park, Gonna Have Myself a Time
Friendly Faces Everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample Parking day or night, people spouting 'Howdy Neighbour!'
Headin' on down to South Park, gonna see if i can't unwind
[I love girls with Big Fat Titties, I like girls with big vaginas] (rumored)
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine

2. Nowhere to Run
Söyleyen: DMX, Ozzy Osbourne, ODB, Crystal Method
I don't walk, I stalk, livingh foul like Pork
Shutting down underground streets of New York
Hawk is what the niggas call me, 'cause they all be
Sucking my dick and my mother fucking balls, G.
I know the half, so I laugh with 'em
Blood bath went I let the fucking rap hit 'em
Full clip, but only half did 'em
That's all it took, another crook, Taken out over a dirty look
I bag game with niggers I leave shot dead
You're not taking a fucking thing from me but hot lead
You know my style faggot, 'cause I'm always scheming
In Jail, niggas holdin' a sink screaming
POLICE! But you got no peace
Yo, was that you big man, and alot more grease
All I gets is pounds, you ain't want none of this
Back streets are like track meets 'cause I be running this

Ain't nowhere to run, Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..

Surrounded by the colors, I see crimson, black, and blue
Locking open doors again, I'm still afraid of you
Light to dark, then light again, I always thought I knew
Young to old and young again, what's left for me to do?
Sister of the universe, selecting me in time
I'm falling down upon the earth, and singing truth in rhyme
If I was a rolling stone, I'd roll until I'm Through
And if I was a garden I would bloom in black for you!
Ain't nowhere to run, Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..
Aaargggh, yargh, yargh, yargh..

Ain't nowhere to run, Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..

What you Mother fuckers invented
Is the craziest nigga that ever been invented
Most know, don't front on Ol' Dity Bastard
I call on Jesus
There's no obstacles that you have to jump
There's no walls that you have to climb
This is real, this is Elementary dear, Elementary, Watson,
Elementary, aaaarrgghh!
I ain't no picture on your fucking wall, necklace wearing bitch
You don't want this money till it's rich
Buy my album coded by Dirty, set you free
Go against the grain, I got the P.
I know you don't recognize me now, I done cocooned
How many lightning bolts do it take to light up a fucking moon?
Brothers people, you'd better get the fuck off of me
We don't need it, it gets more ugly
Fools tryin' to bust their ass
Tryin' to get away from me when I said my real name
I call myself in the bitch butthole
All the same, All the same, All the same

Ain't nowhere to run, Ain't nowhere to hide..
Ain't nowhere to go, Reaper's saved your soul..

3. Chocolate Salty Balls
Söyleyen: Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

4. Brad Logan
Söyleyen: Rancid
California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
Well a crim, it hurt, make a bargain with the world
She starts obsessing when you shot a little gun
I spend my day in blackness, at night I get my Vision
Doctor comes, there ain't no indecision..
Cause it's wild
Well it's wild, wild, wild, wild..

California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
I get destructive, I start opinions
I'm no longer respected in this new Transition
According to a friend, my long time senate
Disastrous living, disastrous living
Cause it's wild
Cause it's wild, wild, wild, wild...

California Sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright...

Cause its WILD!
Cause it's WILD! Wild, Wild Wiiillldd!
California sun has Sunk
Behind Anaheim Hills it comes tonight
I was high on Junk
And the warm winter's ending and I feel alright
Yeah ALRIGHT!!

5. Come Sail Away
Söyleyen: Eric Cartman (Trey Parker)
I'm Sailing away, Setting Open Course for the virgin seas
Cos i've got to be free, Free to face the night, thats ahead of me
On board i'm the Captain, So Climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow, on every shore
But i'll try, Oh Lord, i'll try, to carry on.

I look to the seas
Reflections in the wave spark my memory
Some Happy, Some Sad
I think of Childhood friends, and the dreams we had
We lived happy forever, so that story goes
But somehow we missed out, on the Pot of Gold
But we'll try, best that we can, To carry on...

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
The sang to me their song of hope, and this is what they said!
Come sail away, Come sail away, Come Sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their Star Ship, and headed for the skies!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me

Get it Funky now..
[Chef repeats the chorus a few times]
No, no, no, it's like this! ROCK IT!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me! You guys..
Come Sail away Come Sail away Come Sail away with me Seriously!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me..
neeh neh neh neh neh, screw you guuuuyss, neh neerrgh..
Come Sail away, Come sail away, Come sail away with me!

6. Kenny's Dead
Söyleyen: Master P
This is Master P, I'm down here in South Park
And i Just put a million dollar reward up for any information
or anybody who knows who killed Kenny, ya heard!?
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight

Kenny started messing up, hanging with the Thugs
Cutting class in the fast section, ecstasy, weed and drugs
And I guess that's how it is, when the Ghetto's got you Trapped
But Kenny ain't Scared, he seen his Pops get his Neck snapped
People Lie and they cheat on South Park Streets
Where the hoes chill and everybody run from the Police
But what I liked about Kenny, he wasn't no Crip or no blood
And he mumbled when he talked, but he loved that bud..

[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight

Alotta hopeless nights chasin nickels and dimes
Kenny rode the yellow bus to school, but at night he did crimes
211, 187, it's like a hobby
Kenny slowed his roll, he did 3 years for a Robbery
Some say Kenny was the poorest kid on the Street
But picture this, Kenny with about 10 Gs and a couple of keys
Serving the dope fiends, standing on the corner
Moved and worked from New Orleans to Arizona
But it was a trip, Kenny I was wondering how you would die
Would it be a car crash, a plane, a gun, or suicide?!
He knew one day that the Rats would come
But he didn't know they was Gonna Scream 'bout it!'
And hit him with a Shotgun

[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Thats What I Said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[Kenny's Dead] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight
[That's what I said] We got to ride tonight
My little homie, Kenny died tonight

Alot of wasted deaths
Alot of senseless crime
But everybody think about what you do out there
Because uh, Judgment day is for everybody
Just Remember that we can't take none of this with us
And it's real out here on these streets
I'd love to live like Kenny
Die these days, ain't no coming back
Hombre, Master P, No Limit to the world, baby
It don't get no Realer than This.

7. Simultaneous
Söyleyen: Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Baby, you know you're the one for me
And all that i want to be is..
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Her, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, pull my trigger down
Gimme the last Cold Turkey brass, make it fast
Take my ass to town.
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bells, jigga well, what the hell, Today's your lucky day!
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Winona Ryder, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, it's a normal thing to do
Don't be prude, just get nude, aww ya bein rude, i would do it for you!
Have an open mind, your the only one I love
These girls you see here, they don't mean anything, let's all get in da tub!
You, and me, and Her too, Simultaneous
You and me, and yo' mamma and yo' sister, Simultaneous lovin', baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, Don't be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your momma and your aunt, it's every man's fantasy
Have an open.. WHOH BABY! Put that knife away!
Don't be mad, i'll take it back, just like we can make love YOUR way
I'm talkin' bout You, and me
And some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You, and me, and Whitney Houston, umm on the radio baby, on the radio!
Some candles, and some good feelings, just the 2 of us, aww fudge it..

I'm talking about You, and me! And her and her and her! Simultaneous!
You, and me! All the women in the house! Simultaneous Lovin!
Three, or Seven! Make it a Baker's dozen!
All the women in the house clap your hands, woooo..
Now that'd be a party, Ladies!

10. Bubblegoose
Söyleyen: Wyclef
I go by the name of Wyclef Jean
We are the refugee all-stars
We salute to soldiers around the world
This one's called 'Bullet in your Bubblegoose'
Sit Right Back and hear a tale, of a hustler round my way
Who used to clock around the block, from where my grandma stayed
A Black BMW with Cribs to match, windows bullet proof
One Night he jumped out the car, and caught a Bullet in his Bubblegoose

He Caught a bullet in His Bubblegoose.
He Caught a Bullet in His Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
He Caught a bullet in His Bubblegoose.
He Caught a Bullet in His Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.

Sit right back and hear a tale, of a young girl around my way
We used to Dance around the way, from where my homeboy stayed
A Black BMW with cribs to match, Windows Bullet proof
One night she jumped out the car, and caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose

She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
You can be at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose.
You can be, at a party getting loose.
But you can catch a bullet in your goose.

Cartman: 'Kenny! Your Family's Poor Kenny!'
Cartman: 'Get up, Kenny! Your Dad's an Alcoholic!'
Kenny: 'Fuck You!'
Just sing the song man!
Cartman: Yeaah, Mack Ten, in the house you guys!

She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
You can be at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
She Caught a Bullet in Her Bubblegoose!
You can be, at a party getting loose
But you can catch a bullet in your goose!
Cartman: 'Bubblegoose you guys! Maaack Ten!'
This one's for the People..
Cartman: 'Oh yeah.'

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